The winner: Stephanotis, 88/100. Tied for second at 83: Christmas Cactus, Impatiens.
Every flower here is scored by the same 5 published rules, using one open table of 85 flowers. No taste, no sponsors: tap any score and it unfolds into the lines that made it.
The picks
The flowers that won
The top score, plus the qualifier that asks least of you.
Indoor staying power: temporary indoor bloom · Scent as part of the gift: moderate · Safe under the tree: listed non-toxic
Flaws, not dealbreakers:no flaw on record
Deer: sometimes eaten (Rutgers C)Cat safe (listed non-toxic)
82/ 100tap for the breakdown
Indoor staying power18 / 30temporary indoor bloom
Scent as part of the gift14 / 20moderate
Safe under the tree25 / 25listed non-toxic
Low-effort care15 / 15low
Color for the season10 / 1011 documented
The protocol
How the score is built
5 rules, 100 points, no opinions. Every line reads one field of the table.
Indoor staying power30 pointslives on as a true flowering houseplant 30; one-shot forced bloom in a gift pot 18 Read from: indoor viability.
Scent as part of the gift20 pointsroom-filling scent 20; noticeable up close 14; light 8; documented scentless 3; sources silent 10 Read from: how strong the scent is on record.
Safe under the tree25 pointsa gift plant lives at cat height: listed non-toxic 25; never evaluated 14; toxic to cats 5 Read from: the ASPCA toxicity listing.
Low-effort care15 pointslow maintenance 15; medium 9; high 3 Read from: how much upkeep extension guides report.
Color for the season10 points3+ documented colors 10; 2 colors 7; a single color 4 Read from: flower color.
Not ranked here: outdoor-only plant: cannot be kept or given as a blooming indoor gift. Scores are never sponsored
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The leaderboard
The top ten
The 10 highest of 30 that qualified. Tap any score to open the lines behind it.
Not qualifying is a verdict too: the table simply says this job is not theirs.
outdoor-only plant: cannot be kept or given as a blooming indoor giftPeonies, Sunflower, Hydrangea macrophylla and 52 more
!A note on pet safety.This page reports what published sources say: the ASPCA lists and university extensions. It is not veterinary advice, and no plant list is ever complete. If your pet may have chewed any plant, do not wait for symptoms: call your veterinarian or the ASPCA Animal Poison Control Center at (888) 426-4435.
The winner's badge
Generated by the ranking above, and re-scored whenever the table changes.
Stephanotis
The badge is generated by this ranking, not awarded by hand. When the
table changes, it re-scores itself.
How we rank
We keep one table of 85 flowers,
with 25 documented facts each, drawn from university and extension sources. Every ranking is
a published formula worth 100 points; tap any score and it unfolds into the lines that made
it. A flower that does not fit a job is not scored lower: it is excluded, and the reason is
named. Nothing here is sponsored, and no score can be bought. When the table changes, every
score and stamp updates itself.
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